- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He couldn’t put it down!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants!
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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