20 Funny Fifth Grade Jokes to Start The Day

  1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
  1. What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts!
  1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  1. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  1. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
  1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
  1. What kind of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers!
  1. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  1. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
  1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  1. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
  1. Why was six scared of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
  1. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  1. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
  1. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
  1. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face and make your day a little brighter!

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