- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- What kind of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers!
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
- Why was six scared of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face and make your day a little brighter!
