- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What did one pencil say to the other pencil at school? “You’re looking sharp!”
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the scarecrow go to school? Because he wanted to improve his brain!
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
- How does a train eat its lunch? It goes chew, chew!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
- What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps all day? A dino-snore!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why don’t some teachers like to use computers? They don’t trust the tablets!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? “Stop going in circles and get to the point!”
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What did the ghost teacher say to the class? “Look at the board, and I’ll go through it again!”
- What kind of phones do students use in school? Hall-o-phones!
I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face and brighten up your day!
