25 Cutest Kindergarten Jokes to Start The Day

1. 1. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

1. 2. What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

1. 3. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

1. 4. What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield!

1. 5. Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open!

1. 6. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

1. 7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

1. 8. Why was the belt arrested?

Because it was holding up a pair of pants!

1. 9. What did one pencil say to the other pencil?

You’re looking sharp!

1. 10. What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Stop looking! I’m changing!

1. 11. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer!

1. 12. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

1. 13. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

1. 14. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A friend you can count on!

1. 15. How do you make a firework sound?

You just add “boom” to it!

1. 16. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

1. 17. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

1. 18. How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

1. 19. What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!

1. 20. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

1. 21. How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick!

1. 22. Why are ghosts good cheerleaders?

Because they have lots of spirit!

1. 23. What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious!

1. 24. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

1. 25. Which letter of the alphabet is always satisfied?

The letter “E”! It’s always in “fEEd”!