Introduction: School tests are often a source of anxiety for many students. However, some creative minds have turned them into a comedy goldmine. In this article, we’re sharing 29 times when a student’s test answer had us rolling on the floor laughing. Get ready to be entertained by these clever and hilarious responses!
1. Q: Name the quadrilateral. A: Bob.
2. Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey.
3. Q: Explain the phrase “free press.” A: When your mom irons your clothes for you.
4. Q: Find X. A student circles X on the diagram and writes “Here it is!”
5. Q: What does a domestic policy do? A: An automatic vacuum cleaner.
6. Q: Write a one-word synonym for “large.” A: humongousaurus.
7. Q: Write 200 words on risk-taking behavior in adolescence. A student submits a paper saying “Taking risks is important” 100 times.
8. Q: Name six animals that live specifically in the Arctic. A: Two polar bears and four seals.
9. Q: How does Romeo’s character develop throughout the play? A: It doesn’t, he’s dead soon.
10. Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A student writes “At the bottom of the page.”
11. Q: Why are there rings on Saturn? A teenager answers, “Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.”
12. Q: Use <, > or = to compare fractions ¼ and ⅜ -Student writes > but with an extra line making it not match any of the symbols
13. Q:UI_{water} means…? -Answer “URL for water”
14. In which battle did Napoleon die? -His last one
15. Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed? -At the bottom of the page
16. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away? -Coca-Cola
17.What is a fjord?-A Norwegian car
18. Which figure is divided into8 equal parts?-Pizzasaurus.
19. During which month do Russians celebrate their 1945 victory over Nazi Germany? -When they feel like it.
20. Q: If Tim has 300 candy bars and he eats 286, what does he have now?-Possibly diabetes.
21. Listing three types of rock: Classic Rock, Punk Rock, Hard Rock
22. Q: What does Benjamin Franklin love to do in his spare time?-Invent things and mess with electricity.
23. Q:When combining elements in chemistry? -Student wrote “by accident”
24.Q: What ended in 1896?-1895
25.Q:What is a Nitrate?-Lower pay on weekends
26.One feature of lead is that it…-sounds like led.
27.Q: In English, where do most words come from?-The dictionary.
28.Q: How would you extract sodium chloride from rock salt?-“I would take sledgehammer & whack it until it spills out”
29.Q: What happens during mitosis?-“Somatic cells line dance”
Conclusion: While these responses might not have earned these students any brownie points with their teachers, they certainly provided some much-needed comic relief! It just goes to show that even in serious situations like exams, a dash of humor can turn stress into laughter.
