Introduction:
Thanksgiving is a time for family, feasting, and lots of laughter. As we gather around the table this holiday season, let’s engage in some light-hearted humor and keep everyone in high spirits. We have collected 61 corny Thanksgiving jokes perfect for kids – watch their faces light up with joy as they share these jokes with friends and family!
1. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
Because it wanted to prove it wasn’t chicken!
2. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Eight drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner!
3. Why was the math book sad at the Thanksgiving feast?
It had too many problems.
4. How did the Mayflower show it loved the ocean?
It hugged the shore.
5. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
6. What’s a turkey’s favorite musical instrument?
The drumstick!
7. Why don’t turkeys like to play soccer?
Because they always end up kicking themselves!
8. What key has legs but cannot open locks?
A turkey!
9. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got stuffed!
10. Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they never learned table manners!
11. What did the hat say to the scarf at Thanksgiving dinner?
You hang around, I’ll go on ahead.
12. Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving table so proud?
Because it was stuffed!
13. How can you tell if a pilgrim is mad at you?
They give you the cold “gobbler!”
14. What kind of music did pilgrims listen to at their Thanksgiving feast?
Plymouth Rock!
15. What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
16. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
Because it wanted to hatchet!
17. What do you call a turkey on Thanksgiving?
Stuffed!
18. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
It got gobbled up!
19. How do you keep Thanksgiving dinner interesting?
With a gobble of fun new recipes!
20. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing! Wing!
21. What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn?
Where’s popcorn?
22. How do you invite a dinosaur to Thanksgiving dinner?
Tea-Rex anyone?
23. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A lot of drumsticks for dinner!
24. How do two turkeys communicate on social media?
By sending gobbler-messages!
25. Why did the cranberry sauce turn red?
Because it caught sight of the turkey dressing!
26. Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey because it’s already stuffed!
27. Why was the math book sad during Thanksgiving break?
Too many problems to come back home to.
28. What type of music did Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
Plymouth Rock.
29. Why do turkeys always say “gobble gobble”?
Because they never learned proper table manners.
30. Why did Mr Potato Head host Thanksgiving dinner this year?
Mashed potatoes are his specialty!
31. What’s the key to making a perfect Thanksgiving pumpkin pie?
The pumpkin “pi” formula.
32. Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving table so proud?
It’s stuffed with accomplishments.
33. What do you call a turkey that’s a ghost?
A poultry-geist!
34. Why do turkeys love Thanksgiving Day parades?
They love watching floats with fellow birds.
35. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
36. How do Pilgrims call for help during Thanksgiving dinner preparation?
By dialing SOS (Save Our Stuffing).
37. Why couldn’t the turkey bake properly in the oven?
It lost its tempura!
38. Which famous band would cook their meals on Thanksgiving day?
The Beetles.
39. Why did the turkey cross the road twice during Thanksgiving season?
To prove it wasn’t chicken-hearted.
40. What did the sweet potato say to his mom on Thanksgiving?
Yum, I think I’m going to melt butter tonight!
41. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
42. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
43. Why do turkeys always get stuffed on Thanksgiving?
They just can’t help it!
44. What sound does a turkey’s cell phone make?
Wing, wing!
45. What do you call a turkey with an attitude?
A jerky turkey.
46. Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the Turkey dressing!
47. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.
48. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
49. Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving Day?
The turkey – it’s already stuffed!
50. Why didn’t the turkey eat anything at dinner?
He was already stuffed!
51. What do Pirates like to eat on their Thanksgiving feast?
Yarrrrrnished potatoes!
52. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance move?
The wobble.
53. How do you keep Thanksgiving dinner warm at a feast?
Use Plymouth Rocks!
54. Why was the pumpkin embarrassed he couldn’t pay his bill at Thanksgiving dinner?
He had no pumpkin pie dough!
55. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
56. How can you tell when a turkey is ready to be served at Thanksgiving dinner?
It sticks its drumsticks up in the air.
57. How do you make a turkey float at Thanksgiving dinner?
Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a whole lot of turkey!
58. What do you get when you mix together a turkey and a ghost?
A poultry-geist!
59. Why couldn’t the turkey finish his dessert on Thanksgiving Day?
He was too stuffed!
60. What do you call a fussy eater on Thanksgiving Day?
A yam and stutterer.
61. What do turkeys use to fix things that are broken during Thanksgiving dinner?
Gobble glue.
Conclusion:
These 61 corny Thanksgiving jokes are sure to keep kids and adults alike in fits of laughter, making for a memorable holiday celebration. Gather the family around and let the fun begin – Thanksgiving has never been this hilarious!
