- “I’m not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
- “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Unknown
- “I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.” – Unknown
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
- “I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything.” – Unknown
