Easter is not just a time for chocolate eggs and hunting for treats, it’s also a great season to crack up some bunny puns and jests. These 10 Easter-themed jokes and memes have been gathering giggles like a basket collects Easter eggs. Here’s an egg-stravagant list that’s sure to bring out the Easter grins!
1. Why don’t you ever see rabbits wearing glasses? Because they have excellent “hare-sight”!
2. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Lots of “eggercise”!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
4. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry off? With a “hare”-dryer!
5. Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree… that makes it a plant… so chocolate is a salad.
6. What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding “hare-line”.
7. Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken!
8. What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By “hare”-mail!
9. I asked the guy at the pet store if chinchillas were good pets for children, and he said, “I believe they prefer their parents.”
10. Ever wondered why we are told to put carrots out for the Easter Bunny? Because everyone needs a little “vitamin see”!
These laughs are all in good fun and just another way to enjoy the Spring festivities with friends and family. Happy Easter—may your jokes be funny and your chocolates be plentiful!
