1. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
2. What do you call a teacher without students?
Happier.
3. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
4. What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?
Geometry.
5. How is an English teacher like a judge?
They both hand out sentences.
6. Why did the scarecrow become a successful teacher?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What’s a teacher’s three favorite words?
“June, July, and August.”
8. Why can’t you trust an atom?
They make up everything, even the science class.
9. What kind of food do math teachers eat?
Square meals!
10. Why did the teacher write on the window?
She wanted her lesson to be very clear!
11. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says “spit out your gum” while a train says “chew chew”!
12. How do you know if a teacher is cross-eyed?
When they can’t control their pupils!
13. How does a music teacher get locked out of their classroom?
Too many treble keys!
14. What do English teachers and Starbucks have in common?
Both are concerned about proper cups and usage.
15. What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
16. Which school subject was the witch’s favorite?
Spelling.
17. Why did the teacher jump into the water?
She wanted to test the waters.
18. What’s the difference between a comma and a teacher?
One has the power to pause; the other has the power to gripes.
19. Where do door-manufacturing teachers send failing students?
The principal’s office
20. How did the geology teacher find his way out of the cave?
He followed rock signs!
21. When was meat so high in school it passed all exams?
When it was grade A beef!
