Kids have a unique way of expressing their thoughts and feelings – unfiltered, innocent, and often full of surprises. Their adorable misunderstandings of the world can lead to some pretty funny moments, especially when they decide to put pen to paper. Here are 10 hilarious letters that could only come from the wonderfully candid minds of children:
1. Dear Tooth Fairy,
I lost my tooth two days ago. It fell in the toilet so I flushed it. Please still bring me money. I promise it was a very nice tooth.
Your friend,
Tommy (age 6)
2. Mommy,
I’m running away tomorrow. You are nice so you can come if you want to. Don’t tell daddy.
Love,
Emily (age 5)
3. To Santa,
I want a dragon for Christmas. Not a fake one, a real one. I can take care of it because I am good with animals and I have watched all the episodes of ‘How to Train Your Dragon’.
Please and thank you,
Marcus (age 7)
4. Dear Batman,
Are you and Spiderman friends? How do you find bad guys? I have a bad guy in my school. His name is Jared and he steals my pencils.
From your biggest fan,
Caleb (age 6)
5. Hi God,
It’s me, Sarah! Did you invent giraffes on purpose or was it an accident? Anyway, good job, they are cool but weird.
Sarah (age 8)
6. Daddy,
For Father’s Day, I want to give you a day off so you don’t have to do any dad stuff like fixing things or watching sports. You can just sit and be happy.
Anna (age 7)
7. Mrs. Thompson,
I am sorry for saying a bad word in class today. My hamster died last night and I was very angry with everything even though it wasn’t your fault.
Sorry again,
Lucas (age 9)
8. Teeth Brushing Chart
This is not a letter but Billy (age 4) made a colorful teeth brushing chart complete with stickers for each day he brushes his teeth – which only has two stickers.
9. Dear Big Brother,
Please stop putting spiders in my room or next time I’ll send them to your bed.
Revenge is coming!
Sophie (age 10)
10. Dear Diary,
Today at school I farted during reading circle and everyone heard it and laughed at me because it sounded like Chewbacca from Star Wars which is actually funny now that I think about it.
Jack (age 8)
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