25 Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids


Gather around, little ghouls and goblins! It’s time for laughter mixed with a bit of spookiness. Halloween is just around the corner, and we’ve got 25 fang-tastic jokes for kids that are sure to get them howling with laughter!

  1. What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

– Sham-boo!

  1. What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

– Spare ribs!

  1. What do you call a witch who lives by the beach?

– A sand-witch!

  1. Why did the vampire read The New York Times?

– Because he heard it had great circulation!

  1. Why don’t mummies have friends?

– Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves!

  1. What’s a monster’s favorite dessert?

– Ice scream!

  1. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

– Frostbite!

  1. How do monsters like their eggs?

– Terri-fried!

  1. How does Frankenstein throw a birthday party?

– Brings it to life with electrifying games and monster munchies!

  1. Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?

– Because he heard “stake” was bad for his heart!

  1. What room does a ghost not need in its house?

– The living room!

  1. Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?

– A neck-tarine!

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

– Because he was outstanding in his field!

  1. How do you make a skeleton laugh?

– Tickle its funny bone!

  1. Why couldn’t the ghost see its reflection in the mirror?

– Because it had no body to reflect!

  1. What do you call a haunted house’s cleaning tool?

– A spook-ule!

  1. What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?

– Welcome to my web party!

  1. How did the ghost patch up a hole in its sheet?

– With a boo-bandage!

  1. What do you get when you cross a Jack-o-lantern and a cat?

– A Furry Fright!

  1. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?

– Because a dog was after its bones!

  1. What do witches use to do their makeup?

– Mas-scare-ra!

  1. How do zombies stay fit?

– They do dead lifts!

  1. Why did the monster bring a suitcase to school?

– To carry his ghoul work!

  1. What kind of music do mummies listen to?

– Wrap music!

  1. Why was the ghost bad at lying?

– Because you could see right through it!


There you have it – 25 spooktacular Halloween jokes that are sure to have your little ones cackling with glee! Share these jokes during your Halloween gatherings, and who knows, perhaps your kids will come up with some creepy and funny jokes of their own! Happy Halloween!

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