Laughter is the best medicine, and there’s no better way to get your fourth-grade class laughing than sharing some hilarious jokes with them! Below are 30 child-friendly jokes that are guaranteed to make your students burst out giggling. Let’s dive right into the fun!
1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
5. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
8. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew!
11. What do elves learn in school? The ELF-abet!
12. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
13. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!
14. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
15. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
16. How do oceans say hello to each other? They wave!
17. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce! Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside.
18. What kind of key can’t open doors? A monkey!
19. Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
20. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
21. What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner!
22. Why don’t some fish play basketball? They’re afraid of the net!
23. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
24. What is a computer’s favorite snack? Computer chips!
25. What musical instrument is always in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
26. Why was the picture sent to jail? It was framed!
27. What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!
28. What’s faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold!
29. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cow says! Cow says who?
No, silly! Cow says “Moo!”
30. Which plant rules the garden? The dictator!
And there you have it! 30 hilarious jokes to entertain and make your fourth-grade class crack-up. Share these with your students, and watch as their laughter fills the classroom, making it a lively and fun learning environment for everyone involved!
