1. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses inside?

The pupils were so bright.

  1. Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said, it was a piece of cake.

  1. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

  1. What pencil did Shakespeare write with?


  1. What did the ghost teacher say to the class?

Look at the board, and I’ll go through it again!

  1. You know what’s odd?

Every other number!

  1. Why did the teacher marry the janitor?

Because he swept her off her feet.

  1. What is 5Q + 5Q?

10Q, and you are welcome.

  1. Why are seagulls called seagulls?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

  1. How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave.

  1. On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?

June, July, and August.

  1. What is a maths teacher’s favorite dessert?


  1. Why did the teacher write the class rules on the window?

She wanted the rules to be evident to the students!

  1. Why did the teacher jump into the pond?

To test the waters.

  1. What are ten things a teacher can always count on?

Their fingers.

  1. Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. One boy throws his bag out of the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now!
  2. Why was the math book sad?

It had so many problems.

  1. What’s the king of all the school supplies?

The ruler.

  1. What kind of school do you attend if you are an ice cream man?

Sundae school!

  1. Why do magicians do so well in school?

They are so good at trick questions!

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