You know that moment when your fifth grader comes home from school and can’t wait to share a new joke they’ve learned? Get ready for more of those moments with this hilarious collection of 30 jokes! With these guaranteed laugh-inducers, your child will be the star of the playground.
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
4. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
5. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
6. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8 (ate), 9!
7. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
8. How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it.
9. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
10. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
11. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says “moo”!
12. Why do bees hum when they’re working? Because they don’t know the words!
13. Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York City.
14. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor’s office? Because it felt crummy.
16. What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.
17. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
18. Why doesn’t a bicycle stay up when it’s not moving? Because it’s two-tired.
19. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
20. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
21. Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.
22. Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencil-vania.
23. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
24. Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little hoarse.
25. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm!
26. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
27. Why don’t some couples go to the gym together? Because some relationships don’t work out!
28. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
29. Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s no atmosphere.
30. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers!
With these hilarious jokes in your child’s repertoire, they’ll have no trouble bringing laughter and joy to their friends. Encourage them to share these funnies with their classmates and watch as they bond through lighthearted humor!
