30 of the Funniest Kindergarten Jokes


Children at the early age of kindergarten are eager to laugh and enjoy humorous moments. Sharing jokes with them can strengthen social bonds, enhance communication, and help to break up routines and make school enjoyable. Here is a list of 30 kindergartener-approved jokes that are guaranteed to brighten their day and bring a smile!

1. Why was six scared of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!

2. How do bees get to school? They take the school buzz!

3. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

5. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

6. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of one!

7. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus!

8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

9. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

10. What music do planets like? Nep-tunes!

11. Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies!

12. What do you get when you cross a snake and pie? A python!

13. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!

14. How does a train eat? It chews-chews its food.

15. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

16. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

17. Why couldn’t Cinderella play soccer? She kept running away from the ball.

18. What’s black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.

19. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

20. Why aren’t dogs good at dancing? Because they have two left feet!

21. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

22. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

23. What do you use to fix a broken jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch.

24. What building has the most stories in town? A library!

25. Why do birds go to school? To learn their tweeters (letters)!

26. What’s a bear with no teeth called? A gummy bear.

27. How can you tell if an elephant was in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter!

28. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!

29. What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!

30. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops.


Laughter is the best medicine, and these jokes will help kindergarteners laugh, grow, and become more comfortable in social situations. Share these funny kindergarten jokes with your children, students, or friends, and watch their faces light up with joy and excitement as they learn that humor can be both silly and clever!

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